So we get down to the final 3. The questions had definitely gotten progressively harder throughout the day, but I was still well in control since geography was a major interest of mine when I was younger. I was gunna really stick it to those AT kids. The first AT kid started the round and got his question wrong. I can’t remember the exact question they gave me, but it was something about the native language spoken of some tribe in Eastern Europe. The question itself was irrelevant because nobody was ever getting the answer. Even the principal (who was proctoring the event) could not pronounce the answer; he sounded it out phonetically. That should tell you all you needed to know about my question. So basically if the last girl got her question right then she won, but if she got it wrong we were all still in. You know what question they asked her: “What’s the capital of New York?” I swear. Kids from my class were actually booing before the girl had even answered. It got louder after she finally said “Albany” and was declared the winner. The principal had to tell my class to shut up or he was giving them all detention. I thought there was going to be a riot for sure. To this day, I’m convinced they rigged that round to ensure that an AT student won over me. I’d be bitter about it, but the girl who won became a huge slut in high school with a major drug problem. I guess the joke is on her. I wonder if I would’ve turned into a slut if I won?
Snooki comes back from the club and calls Jionni again. He really didn’t want to talk to her when she was drunk. They start fighting. Ron comes over and grabs the phone from Snooki to try to talk to Jionni. He quickly rushes Ron off the phone so he can talk to Snooki again. Ron takes offense to this, as he can’t understand why Jionni would want to talk to Snooki over him? That’s because she’s his ticket to fame; not you, meathead. He’s not going to get his fifteen minutes of fame arguing with Snooki’s roommate. He’s gunna get his fifteen minutes by arguing with Snooki. It’s not that hard to understand.
Deena calls a guy, Ellis, over. I think it’s the same dude from a few episodes ago that she only wanted to cuddle with and then he immediately left. Deena was a drunken mess. She accidentally knocked over a glass vase while not wearing any shoes. Rather than try to get away from the shards of glass, she sits down on the floor. Such geniuses in this house. Maybe she just assumed Ellis was one of those freaky guys who gets turned on by bloody feet. Ellis has a weird mark on his lip. Deena thinks it’s a hickey. Ellis tries to cover up by saying his sister gave it to him by biting him there. Good recovery, dude. What did he expect her to say that? “Ohhhhhhhhhh it was your sister who had her lips wrapped around yours as she bit down on your lower lip. Well that explains everything! Forget cuddling, let’s do it!” I think he would’ve had a better shot if he just told her he was in fact a vampire. I hear chicks really dig vampires.
good stuff….but 2 things tho. its Elis (one “L”), and i believe they have their suitcases because thats what they use to carry their laundry to the laundromat.
watchful eye missed some details…Deena didn’t give Pauly a haircut, just a new style (and did you see how weird his hair looked before she put any crap in it? so weird, like old man weird), and there was a hickey on Elis’ neck, not on his lip.
but loved the mad libs! hahaha