They all sit down for a nice peaceful dinner. They start talking about how they look forward to going back to Jersey. I don’t think anybody in the history of the world has ever said that before. Vinnie starts talking about how he’s taking his room back. I have no idea what he was talking about, but Sammi seemed pretty pissed about it. She wanted to come to a “compromisation” regarding the room and then says he’s the “immaturish” person in the house. How about if Sammi can pass third grade English, Vinnie will agree to give her the room? How’s that for a “compromisation”? Enjoy the room, Vinnie.
Mike gets into another fight with Deena and the apple of his eye, Snooki. Mike says he doesn’t think he’s going back with them to Jersey. OMG! You mean he’s going to quit his high paying TV job to go be a cashier at Subway again all because Team Meatball doesn’t like him? Wow that is shocking. You can’t script good TV like this. The group decides Mike needs to change or leave. Meanwhile, Mike uses Deena’s bathroom and somehow gets locked INSIDE a bathroom that doesn’t lock from the outside. Bunch of Mensa members in this house. I was having flashbacks to that time on Family Guy where Peter locked his keys outside his car. Hey, remember when Family Guy used to be, you know, funny?
We have 5 minutes left in the episode. Great, just enough time for our fourth club scene. I was getting worried they may not be able to fit another one in…a problem that I hear Jenni has never had before. Zing! Mike starts another argument with a random dude with no explanation whatsoever of why it was happening. Mike takes a moment of self reflection when he realizes none of his boys were there to have his back in the fight. This causes Mike to be sad. He decides to take a dramatic walk alone back to the apartment. The episode ends with everyone still having a good time at the club while Mike – voicing his inner dialogue like any normal person would do when they’re alone – leaves us with the thought, “Who will be the bad guy when the bad guy isn’t around anymore?” I’ve been there, bro. I said the same thing when Razor Ramon quit the WWF in the mid-90s. Google it.
Written by:
Jason Rappo
