With all the drama in the house, they decide maybe it’s best if they all take a vacation. The boys are going to Sicily to visit Vinnie’s family and the girls are going to a wine tasting in Tuscany. The boys get to Sicily and they’re marveling over how beautiful it is. Ronnie sets-up a joke, “4 guidos walk into the woods—” A promising start to a joke but unfortunately the only punch line he could come up with was,”—uhhhhh I don’t know.” Terrible, yet still funnier than anything ever said on “Whitney.”
While the boys are meeting Vinnie’s family, the girls are off drinking wine at a table and discussing Nicole’s relationship with Jionni. Why did they go all the way to Tuscany when that’s exactly what they’d be doing if they were still in Florence? For a change of pace, Jenni actually says Snooki is in the wrong for once. Snooki freaks out that Jenni won’t sugarcoat the fact that Snooki probably slept with Vinnie because she doesn’t really love Jionni. It’s nice to see Jenni come down with the iron fist for once as opposed to just agreeing with everything Snooki says like usual. In reward for their good behavior, for once, my iron fist will come down on the commercial after the scene instead of the scene itself. Can someone tell me what the hell Brian Wilson is doing in the commercial for NBA2K12 talking about The Celtics? Isn’t he a baseball player? And jeez enough with the beard already. We get it, you’re being ironic. Now shave the damn thing already. You look like a buffer Wooly Willy.
Snooki decides to call her dad. Daddy drops the huge bomb that Jionni has changed his Facebook status to single. How dramatic. This devastates Snooki. It’s a good thing her dad didn’t read her his wall post saying, “Just finished shooting Jersey Shore. Can’t wait until it airs on TV so I can start getting more ass than I’ve ever gotten before. Hollywood, here I come. LOL.” Snooki is so pissed that she decides to call Jionni to tell her she slept with Vinnie but didn’t have sex. That’s a good way to get him back. Tell the guy who just broadcasted the termination of his relationship with you to everyone in his social media circle that you slept with another guy but still want him back. Good plan. Jionni hangs up on her and threatens to kill Vinnie. Then, right after the commercial, she calls him back and just like that he takes her back. Some people will do anything to extend their 15 minutes.
The boys come back home. Snooki decides to ask Vinnie exactly what happened so she knows what to tell Jionni. Didn’t she just tell him that they didn’t have sex? So why is she asking now? What good can possibly come from this? Vinnie confirms the two did have sex. Snooki laughs about it and then goes back to call Jionni. She spent all episode crying over her relationship possibly being ruined with Jionni but now that she knows she slept with another guy she thinks it’s funny. The show ends with Snooki correcting herself by saying they did have sex while waiting for Jionni’s reaction. I can hardly wait.
Written by:
Jason Rappo
